Hope you get your hands on the 4000 model. Maybe that one may really do something besides make Ellis rich. Otherwise, you can just send your money to me, and I will use it to buy beer(good stuff from pure rocky mountain streams), and I'll put your money to good use.
Sorry you got ripped off and have yet to figure it out yet. Try the 2 glass method. One glass of Ellis's water, and one plane old glass of water pissed a thousand times over from the tap, and see which one turns green first. Bet you will change your mind, and sorry to say, you'll be posting on this site as pissed as the rest of us.