Re: Women: open to non-sexual relationships?

You say~ "The moral of this comedy routine: Women, SPEAK UP and demand that your man give what you want."

When I do that, men lose their erections. They get angry and say that I am looking for superman and I am never going to find him. They get nervous and have performance anxiety. Ultimately I get dumped for someone who is willing to fake it, because I am too hard to please.

The kicker is that I have met a few men (not very many, they only come along about once ever 30 years) who make love in a way that turns me on. It is the most natural, easy, and effortless way of making love there is. I get juicy naturally, and don't need any lube. Most men try to complicate it and rush things. Then they complain because sex doesn't last long enough. Focus on one thing at a time. If you can get me wet and juicy without squirting me with a cold bottle of slime, I will last all night long, and you won't have to do anything but lay there and receive. If I sense that you are getting ready to cum, I will slow down and hold you back.

I do not like fake lube. It makes my vagina itch and burn. If my pussy isn't producing it's own juice, then it isn't ready for sex yet. Many men try to turn me on by performing cunnilingus. I don't like that either because the quality and texture of saliva is much more watery than the slime that my bartholin glands produce when a man has the patience to stimulate my erogenous zones patiently and wait for my vagina to get wet before having sex with me. Erogenous zones are the inner thighs, neck, nipples, buttocks, and a full body massage. (Professional quality only, please, otherwise why would I be impressed enough to want you to touch my genitals?) Tweet