At the local Butterball turkey plant, the people who run the vent vacuums are called "S#!t Suckers" is that too graphic for your product? "Bro. Lapasses'certified organic, non animal tested raw vegan Flaming Fanny S#!t Suckers brand Butt Candles" has a nice ring to it. I have some beeswax in the attic and some old white cotton sheets in the linen closet, I might have to start experimenting.
PS-Who is going to be the first volunteer to test the product? Once when I tried do-it-yourself ear candling,I set my hair on fire. I don't even want to think about what might happen with your proposed product. Now, excuse me, I must get my mind out of the sewer.