It's not only morbidly comical, but it's pathetic, don't you know?!?!?! LMAOLMAOLMAO My ex said to me once, and I know I've posted it on some forum or other (verbatim), "If I had a vagina, I'd use it every day." And, he despises women and said as much at one point when he was teaching our eldest son (carbon copy narcissist) to say inappropriate things to girls at age 6 after I asked him WHY he encouraged this kid to approach girls in such an aggressive way! His answer (verbatim), "I don't want him growing up afraid of women like I did."
I should have snatched that kid up and run........<sigh>......I'm safe, happy, and whole, today. <high five>