God when my X smoked pot he would start one of his "Let me tell you about me" speaches. He would quiz me too so I actually had to listen. No wonder the stuff made me paranoid. LOL!
One time I really got him though. He was lecturing me through the entire night about something and I just couldn't take it any more. So I just started to scream. I screamed and screamed and screamed and woke everyone in the house. They must have thought I was getting murdered. He didn't talk to me for three days. LOLOLOL!
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