Re: I beg your pardon! I disagree!!!!!!!

Yes, absolutely, lowered expectations are what it's all about! I'm rethinking this now because of your post. Damn, you are right...I SHOULD have stayed with my ex. What a fool I was, and you right, every time he hit me I should have said "Thank you Sir, May I have another?"

It's so clear now. Forget a good sex life...you are right, they DO ALL suck in bed. And it wouldn't have mattered because by now I'd weight about 450 pounds, and would be incredibly thankful that he even came home at night.

I should have offered to have a three-way with all his mistresses....Duh. I don't know why I didn't think of that. Maybe I should have gone out and found him all his lovers to give the poor guy a break. Damn, why didn't I think of that. Maybe I could have kept him!!

Why didn't I know you sooner White Shark...oh, there was no internet back then. Well shoot, I guess opportunities lost. Perhaps his next wife was much more manageable than me, I sure hope so. Gee, I hope she's still alive too.

Thank you White Shark, thanks for showing us the way.

But really my dear, this was a pretty serious subject, do you really think that was appropriate?

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