*sigh* parasite cleanse WITH zapper. Get Dr. Clark's book, 'cure for all diseases' and start at the top of the pain from head toe section. Do her two-week cleanse and see what's still left. She covers about any kind of illness and symptom.
You do know sometimes folks pretend to be new and this sick, either to help their buddies sell health stuff, but I'm wondering if it isn't sometimes to scam money too, from all the folks who feel sorry for them. It happens more than I'd expect otherwise.