Could it be the sugar or even MORE toxic artificial sweeteners, the phosphoric acid, the caffiene, the artificial colors, the carbon dioxide, and artificial flavors? That paragraph has no bearing whatsoever on distilled water. We know the phosphoric acid leaches out loads of minerals from the bones/body, duh.
There may be many things about distilled water but anything to do with sodas/colas has NOTHING to do with distilled water!