Kakie, check out the stylistics of people's writing on here. You'll find subtle changes that indicate agitated states of mind. Well, that and leaving all your stuff behind instead of holding a yard sale at least, as well as believing that your DRIVER'S LICENSE is contaminated - well, it isn't exactly RATIONAL, y'know???
PS this is coming from a bloke who's done plenty of silly shit in his own time and knows the feeling!