I'm sorry!

Poor girl! She must have been shocked too! I use to have a dog that I thought might have some coyote in him. I stepped onto my back porch in Texas and saw him standing by the pond and started walking out to him calling him by name. I got within 50 yards and realized this was not my dog but a coyote. My lazy dog laid in a hole he had dug under the galaxie. A week later I heard a strange gargling and thought my septic system was about to explode. Stepped out back and had a turkey standing on top of the galaxie. I needed to drive it to work becuase I had been too lazy to fill the truck with fuel. Try telling your boss why your late with that story and keep a straight face! That's what happens when you live between a longhorn farm, an emu farm and an elk farm. That was paradise! What am I doing here?
I've just informed my family they are going to eat liver just as soon as I hunt me down some!