There you go again,you see you are the very essence of the fecal soap scam . It's your destiny to be rewarded with the highest award from the fecal soap hall of fame. When people think of fecal soap they'll think of your name and the honor you have brought to the Science of fecal soap theory.
I think you have found your niche in life, your reason d'etre.
You are on your way to fecal soap paradise.