The fecal soap theory is your theory, no matter how ridiculous it sounds, no matter how many times it's been proved invalid you stand behind it 100%. You should be honored for bringing this theory to the fore front and given full credit for its invention. What other man would be willing to sacrifice his integrity for such a worthy endeavor.
Be proud of your fecal balls or cubes or spheroids or what ever you men of fecal soap Science call these little fecal entrenched soap balls. For one day you may be honored and be rewarded with a plaque for your dedication to the Science of fecal matter.