Hilarious! You have a gift for telling a story! Yet terrifying, really.
I am pretty convinced that one reason I have gotten so much shit and am so poorly liked by my daughters' docs is that we don't vaccinate, which is such a great/steady source of income for them.
Larry -- I'd love to hear about your doctor experience.
My current opinion is that unless I am in dire need of Antibiotics or narcotics, I am not going again. Another opinion is that the older drugs are better than the newer ones, which are just more profitable (for everyone involved but me).
Plus even the most alt-thinking doctor I have seen was still anxious to give vitamin drops to Ann and Merry that contained fluoride.