2016: "i'm jennifer". "HI, JENNIFER." "i'm the divorced mother of two who married an alcoholic"...

I know you don't think you're desperate. Why am I not surprised? Few of you alcoholic sympathizers ever think logically until it's too late. I gather from the tone of your reply that you need some alcoholic misery for about five or so years. Yeah, you kinda need to learn "the hard way". Too bad. Your future kids didn't really need or deserve to learn the lesson, but hey, you know best. Let's celebrate your brilliant independence by having a round on me, to all those women who desire life's "hard knock lessons"...here's to you! Bottoms up! Oh, that (hic!) tasted good...can I fill that empty glass for you?