Re: Here's one for you Loquat and it's not satire unfortunately....

For someone who has ostensibly read his Bible from cover to cover, you display a breathtaking degree of ignorance of its clearest teachings. Either that, or just plain old fashion defiance against it that beggars all logic or comprehension. For by definition, you must already know at least some (if not all) of the classic references to Jesus' return to consummate the end of this age and inaugurate God's eternal Kingdom, but what good has that done you? Absolutely none as far as I can tell.

So pray tell me, precisely what do you imagine would be achieved by my compliance with your spurious 'challenge', if your only agenda is to simply twist any such passage to your own destruction? On principle, I will not play your silly games. Just pick up your own Bible, read it again, find all the references for yourself, then tell me why they don't teach Jesus' second advent. 

The onus is on you to refute the doctrine, not on me to prove what has been an accepted article of the faith since apostolic times.