Thanks, I am so glad that you explained that I am gullible and desperate.
The sad thing is, you are misguided in that respect.
I find that using the zapper does a lot of good for me personally. It has literally saved me many thousands of dollars in medical bills as well as avoiding a lot of liver and kidney damage from taking drugs. So, if you do not get it, fine, but I will still be using my zapper whenever I feel the need.