He hails from Parallax 54, 5th rock from Betelgeuse in the constellation of Orion, 4th largest planet of the system. And yeah, He's a stickler for ceremony, so Sar doesn't cut it.
If I don't show due respect for His high office, I risk becoming a pile of dust with just one wave of His ample weaponised arm. You may have escaped the stake, but take care you don't incur His wrath, otherwise you risk the same fate. Oh, that's right. He can't touch you. He made a pact with the Supreme Cosmic Consciousness. I'm guessing He's starting to regret that now.
Have to be careful what I say. He monitors this forum, and the moderators are His paid hatchet men. Tread carefully, or risk a breach of the 'Peace Treaty'.