Just come back to Arkansas, the poultry industry has the don't ask don't tell policy. And I own a few acres and have a spare outhouse and a pretty good spring. I also know where there is a shell of a trailer along a river bank, the former squatters are in the pokey for their attempt at free enterprise-a meth lab.
On a more serious note...
dang, you shot me down! i had a good daydream goin there and you burst my bubble. sounded like a little slice of heaven to me. the only reason i am where i am at is because i am the only light in a vast darkness and i have loved ones here who need me. people think i live in the lap of luxury and their nuts. i am penniless and a prisoner, truth be told. but i am not crying - i made my bed so thats where i will lay.