I'd gift him a desktop computer bolted to the desk in that room, with the internet home page being locked on the Liver Flush Debate Forum on Curezone.com . Then I'd expect he'd stay in that room a long time, because.... everybody loves to spend all their valuable life time and energy hen-pecking on a keyboard posting messages the Liver Flush Debate forum, there of course being nothing more important in the world needing tending to. lol