Can't believe you told your boss that! And others found out! That sneak told on you. That must have been some day, everyone relating their experiences. You should have taken each of their pictures, related their story beneath it, printed them up in 8 x 10 glossies, and put them in their Christmas stockings...or better yet, the corporate newsletter.
Sixty mile an hour U-turn? What kind of truck do you have? I want one.