Re: Porta-Potties at Flea Markets also n/m

OMG, I didn't really have a problem injecting myself with the Italian nuns' hormones but I really, REALLY wanna avoid having to use male-urine-from-portable-toilets-derived drugs.

Is that what you guys have to take when you donate sperm, or what? ;)

So, let's see. Someone on this urine peregrination we have been upon mentioned that urea, a urine derivitive, is used for expensive face cream.

Jayson says there are women who rub used wet diapers on their face as tonic.

There is a port-a-pot down the street because a crew of gentlemen are replacing some sewage pipes that have been leaking for like 6 months now, lending a REALLY ripe fragrance to our otherwise lovely Richmond VA neighborhood.

Putting 2+2+2 together here, if I take some cloth with me, dip it in the boys' hole in the port-a-pot, and rub it on my face, I don't have to shell out the bucks for face cream at Nordstrom?

I love the synergy of all this! (But think I will stick to my coconut oil facial cream regimen....) Tweet