Oh yesh! ooooohhh yesh! Nice to meet you wahine Starr.
*side glances at fish hanging on tree with hungry look and plans for later*
Me come to dis island when ship go wreck in sea. I come way far to get here. No like the water, eh! All aboard get buggered by big fish. nasty ting dat was. I crawl onto trunk. trunk wash ashore udder side of island. I show you. I tink they keep treasure in dat trunk. You want trinkets for trade? We find dat trunk. you see.