You are not alone!! My girlfriend has been SUFFERING from the same exact thing for almost a year. Not only is your description spot on, your observations have provided us both with clarification on a few items. We have found the most entertaining activity on earth is gathering a group of these POS and a magnifying glass. Then we go outside and enjoy the gorgeous soothing sunlight and pop these little bastards like popcorn in sun! Bahahaha more to come.