You mean "Blasted #461---trying to ruin my perfect little scammer paradise.
"So evil. Diverting the focus away from people (aka probably me too) trying to rake in 'donations' by acting like this poor 'on death's door' "woman" who apparently has been on death's door for quite some time now. Oh good thing I'm here to try and manipulate every one to get their focus back on the 'right' thing! I've got a Mercedes payment to make, after all!"
And oh---you mean unfortunately filled with loose cannons getting quite as suspicious of this running scam of yours?? Bummer, man.