There is a HUGE difference between humor and disrespect and I think maybe you need to learn what that is because you've been HUGELY disrespectful!
I certainly don't think you are a "hell-raising heathen" because you don't want to follow the advice given, you're the boss of your body and it is your right to choose what you do or do not take, but I DO think you've been extremely RUDE to the woman who has done nothing but try to help you!