Well your sarcasm isn't much appreciated but I'll bite. As you can see, I've been doing a lot of things ON MY OWN that haven't worked. So, what's the harm in asking for some help / guidance?
I am all alone here, so I of course am the one who is going to fix the problem. Just was looking around here and heard good results with your work.
So I'm curios and found it rather confusing. However I will figure it out. Thanks.