I'm coming out on top. Yeah. I said it.

I'm toppin this whooooolllle thread with a better joke than you stinky pint-drinkers can throw at me. Ha! There was this big black guy that worked with the man recently. Super laid back, super kind, plays the piano for the church choir and at first hang-out, seems up-right and well-mannered.

Get a pint in him and he relaxed a little and came loose with an incredible sense of humor. He took a look at me on into the evening, we were all cutting up, and said to me 'ya know you got excellent 'trick potential'.' 'What?!? What is trick potential?,' I inquired, the man and I leaning in. 'Ya know, short enough, I can throw ya 'round the room, twirl ya around, hold ya up in the air - trick potential.' I was aghast. The man and I laughed so hard I thought we were gonna puke. Trick potential, baby!