Its ok Marlene, I forgive you. I dont believe you, but what do you care?
I realize that your story is so incredible and miraculous that you feel you need to tell it over and over and over and over... Dont worry, SOMEONE will believe you, eventually!
Hey, if you REALLY want to meet someone respectable who has an interesting story to tell, come to GBT Thursday the 19th. We're having Elaine Delack visit us. Perhaps you can learn a thing or two from her. Perhaps it IS possible to teach an old dog new tricks!