Nigel...THIS will do it....

Nigel....Just give her Milk Of Magnesia...that will liquify the feces...and it
will pass sometime today. Give her 1 1/2 teaspoons now...and if nothing has
happened by mid-afternoon...give her another 1 1/2 teaspoons.

You can put it in anything...yogurt...milk...juice...just anything fairly liquidy.
It doesn't even taste 'bad' as you probably know. But just has a very bland
chalky taste.

But this will do the trick...she has got to be a little bundle of nerves by now...
with all the poking and digging...she'll be telling horror stories in kindergarten..at show and tell...and some whacko will be knocking on your door. :-)

Tell her the two of you are going to have a little 'tea party'...and both of you
sit down at the table...tell her a couple of cute little stories or jokes to get her
mind at ease....while you sip the magic 'concoction'. And after while...just like
clockwork...you'll see her little legs just a flying to the bathroom....