You sir, I like! Oh, and continuing the theme of Divinity, how about this for intervention:
Yesterday evening I asked the "all" (whatever you wish to call this all-pervading force; I choose Amun) to provide a definite solution to my slight teeth decalcification caused by insufficient bile flow, and less than an hour later, as I walked through my parent's living room to visit my nephew who was playing outside, I heard the following dictated on a wildlife program (Bear Diary, or some such title): "Red clover, grasses, and horsetail."