"I think it would be interesting for you to look at all the successes you've had in your life and then look at all the failures and see which pile is higher."
I have many successes you judemental, angry fool. Why don't you have some rosemary grilled chicken with garlic red potatoes, maybe a juice steak? Actually, I bet a healthy watermelon, or maybe a healthy garden burger? YUMMMMM!!!!