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I am a person who got married early, got divorced early, and swore I would not put my brand on another pony until I had taken him for a ride. I rode some ponies honey. 99% of the sex was bad.

Now I am sixty and single. Abstinence is better than anything I've had yet.

All men are afraid of virgins, unless they are into pedophilia. You are in a tight spot. Are you ogasmic? If not, buy a vibrator and figure it out. Hint: You have to hold your breath.

Are you straight or bisexual? If you don't know, find out.
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