Re: 17 Year Old Needing Guidance on Health Issues

Oh dearest Iodine--there's the sweet and kindly fellow I know and adore. Full of such homey and loving advice, so kindly offered.

No wonder I find you so irresistible. I swoon when you make your gentle claims which you insist are so obviously right, because you say so with such ardor.

How could anyone resist responding to your gentle insistence that you know what's best for everyone.

And again, I'm your dearest 'pea-brained lady' , although you've never shared what your degrees are in but they must be sooo very important since you obviously feel my double masters indicates I'm not smart enough to win your undying love. *sad sigh*

I thought your love might be fading! I'm so reassured by your ongoing insults and belittlement. I bathe in the warmth of your loving attention.

How could anyone ever think you were just an overstuffed self important control freak who insistents only he could possibly knows the only right way to treat something??

Surely never--what with all the soft spoken and gentle inspiration and guidance you offer, especially about the your new interest the Ayruvedic--so you surely know I am pitta. Clearly you've wanted to get to know me better---*bats eyelashes* I'm sooo flattered! Tweet