Haha, I wear push-up bras stuffed with padding to make it look like I have something there but when I'm not wearing one, I go back to being as flat as a brick wall. My mom used to make me drink papaya fish soup because she thought that odd combo would somehow make my boobs grow. Now she's telling me to marry a nice guy and have kids... She's convinced I'll naturally grow into a b-cup once I get pregnant.
Edit: Someone should file papaya fish soup under RRR MAJOR EPIC FAIL ;)