Tobacco and Parasitic Wasps

Something crossed my mind in reading your post. The tobacco plant puts out attactors for parasitic wasps to draw them in to land and lay eggs in the caterpillers that are eating the plants.

http://discovermagazine.com/2002/apr/featplants

http://taxusbaccata.hubpages.com/hub/Nicotiana-attenuata

To make it a short read you could use the search function and look for wasp in the texts.

The lunatics that run the asylum have engaged in a wide variety of gene splicing, dna, and rna modification of many things that are then sold to us. They don't have to tell us what they have done and they don't.

What follows is only an intellectual exercise. It is by no means an attempt to imply that this is happening to you. It's a thought experiment.

What if in engineering tobacco for a greater yield and to up its capability to draw parasitic wasps to it something is now a part of the tobacco you smoke that was not there before?

What if that attractor is now part of the end product and with that in your bloodstream and coming out your pores the wasps come to you and see you as one big caterpiller? A host that will do.

What if the parasitic wasps were tweaked for another reason and released and that tweaking also had the unforseen effect to make them more attracted to the modified tobacco in a body?

What if this were to happen only when certain conditions were present in a body? Some would know something was wrong. Some would get hit but not be aware of it. And some, possibly a majority, not get hit at all.

Like I said, just a thought experiment.

It is by no means an explanation. It is by no means fact.

I'm not going on record as saying this is true. Not even that it is a possibility. I just put on my thinking outside the box hat, dialed in those parameters, and let the show play out.

It is simply bizarre speculation of a totally unsubstantiated sort. An over the top what if sitting around a campfire.

It's just a modern horror story in a paperback of fiction.