Man, do I understand you. I'm not religious so I'm not blaming this on God. I just blame myself for not knowing how to fix it yet. Have you tried BodyMint? I ordered a bottle and it should be coming anyday; google it!
f***, there's so many things I just can't do. My whole family is at a baby shower right now and the only reason I'm not there to support my cousin having his first child is I know I'd start smelling and want to leave within 5 minutes of arriving.