Re: if you pay taxes, you condone violence

"Oompa Loompa Songs for Liberals" - Big G

Teddy Kennedy

Oompa Loompa
Bidy Boo
I've got an interesting puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa
Bibidy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down booze?
And then support the fake right to choose?
Then run a woman right off a bridge?
And worry about the political smidge?

Oompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
Like the Liber tara ians do

Bill Clinton

Oompa Loompa
Bibidy boo
I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa
Bididy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you when you dodged the draft?
And sent a boy back who came on a raft?
Or when you banned a bunch of guns?
That didn't kill anyone?
And we could say a lot more!

Oompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
Like the Grand Old Party Members do!

Gloria Steinem

Oompa Loompa
Bibidy boo
I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa
Bididy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you act like a fish
And ride a bicycle splish splish splish splish
Then sleep around to get some cash
So you sell your feminist trash

Oompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
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