You are truly a minimalist survivalist then. I think I would have to include some line and fish hooks, compact fleece blanket and space blanket too, small tarp and a few other odds and ends while still staying fairly light. I would likely have a rifle and ammo strapped on as well.
No condoms? I am sure that V was referring to their uitlity in keeping things waterproof and in making slingshots. I mean, one never knows what kind of slippery conditions and wild things one might encounter in the woods, right?