Skeeter truck chemtrails

And my own fool self and several of my buddies rode our bicycles completely inside the DDT fog as close to the nozzle on the back of the truck as we could get, peddling furiously for blocks and sucking in great lungfulls of the stuff.

I also worked around asbestos particles for a year.  And smoked about 40 years.  We won't even talk about what I did from my late teens through twenties . . . but I really should either be dead or else glow in the dark.