Molly, you made my morning! I loved your message and the video was a hoot! My dear friend arrives tomorrow afternoon. We plan to spend "Happy Hour" at my little neighborhood French restaurant/bar, sipping wine and discussing the crazy men folk. If Foot Freak shows up, so be it. He ain't going to keep me out of my favorite places. I had planned to do something like you suggested - wear some lovely sandals, cross my legs and wag my foot at him if he shows his sad-sack face!
And you're right ... he dug me a lot. I'm not dumb, I could tell. That's the only reason I stayed with him as long as I did. Of course, he DID seem to pay a little too much attention to my feet! :) Sad for him. But there will be other men and I'm feeling really good about that and everything!