Consequences....Good question MM

What are remedies for cheating? I totally agree with Mountain (which I seem to be doing quite a bit lately). Let's think about some consequences...

Physical:

Harm to the nether regions (not advised)

Harm to his upper regions (such as whacked in the head...also not advised)

Harm to his valuable possessions....hm. In the case of a car, it might keep you from getting to the store...not advised. However taking sizzors to some valued clothing, like a favorite leather coat.

Or going through old photographs and putting mustaches on all the pics of his old girlfriends....as well drawing funny hair on all his (with the old girlfriends)...or cutting all the faces out and then throwing them at him like confetti when he comes home.

Make him watch the Man Show, and everytime there is a negative comment about females, zap him with a painful electronic device.

Mental:

I can't say this with total assurance, but I'm betting having him discuss the whole thing endlessly would probably be very painful. During these gab fests, he needs to apologize every 5 minutes until he gets it.

Better yet, session after session of counseling. During this counseling, he needs to apologize every 5 minutes until the counselor decides he's telling the truth.

Having him report his whereabouts 10 times a day for about the next 20 years or so.

No boy's night's out for a long, long time.

Every movie you want to see (especially chick flicks) for a period of no less than 3 years. During these movies he has to hold your hand through most of it. Repeat shows that star Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are suggested.

Making him watch the entire series of Sex in the City 4 times. He must discuss the premise of each and every show immediately following, until he understands how men hurt women.

Make him volunteer on a domestic violence line for a long time. That will show him how men (mostly) hurt women.

Really Bad And Extreme Punishments:

Get him drunk, dress him in women's clothing and send it to his office mates.

Get him drunk, and dress him in women's clothing and post it on the internet along with a personal ad and his office phone number.

Call his Mother and tell on him.

Make him stand on a busy street corner with a sign that says, "I repent. I am a Cheating Husband and I will never ever do this again"

Take an ad out in the paper apologizing to your woman (as well as all women), and saying that you are a pathetic piece of S*&T not fit to lick her boots.

Sew a large red "CS" into all his clothes, and if anyone asks, he has to say that he is a "Cheating Scumbag.

I would say to throw the lawnmower through the window, but since you will still be living there....not a good idea.

That's all I can think of right now, but I'm sure other's might have better ideas.

Molly







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