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This is a reply to # 1,298,589
"Please note that I am the ONLY female that dares to respond to SUCH an offensive post."Noted.
Thanks for sharing your opinions.
- Re: sorry wombat
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MoreThis is a reply to # 1,298,709Apologies to you. Really not my place to judge. Had a pretty offensive day yesterday and that photo just turned my stomach.
- I want to apologize High on Water
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This is a reply to # 1,298,889to you, Wommie...publicly.
I should have realized you were having an awful day. I truly was surprised by you (because I remembered the evil veggie thread) but my posting the potato was over the wall and just put you into a bad light.
I certainly have had my bad days too. And nobody ever did that to me...I feel ashamed.
When I posted that the kitty made me feel "ewww" I was still laughing in spite of it. At home, it's like when someone farts, it's an EWWWW moment, but we still laugh (because it's just better than crying). I am married to a stomach like that, and even though I still love my husband, it can be very upsetting to watch him spiral downward, watching me improve, and his absolute refusal to even try to help himself. Any of the help he gets, and that I post, is usually because I INSIST it be done, and I have to do it myself TO him.
One of the reasons I come here is as a form of refuge, and sometimes these "nasty and offensive" threads help me to realize that I am not alone in the things that I simply cannot change.
I want to thank V and Cora, too. I really feel for them, and I thank them for wearing their hearts on their sleeve the way they do because they are teaching me something...I thank you all.- Re: I want to apologize wombat
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This is a reply to # 1,299,127You never need to apologize, Hiawawa. You were perfectly right to bring up the phallic veggies. Those were CUTE though!(and edible)And in no way meant to be hateful to the male gender.
Miss HF is spot-on in her assessment. It's the GUY that would have such a tattoo. And we've ALL met those guys.
That pic just set me off, seeing as how I'd just dealt with one of those guys a few hours prior.
Ever been hated just for being a female? Of course, we all have.
And, sorry about the beer-belly comment. That was callous, not a one of us is perfect.
I wonder if I would have reacted differently had that tattoo been on a well-toned stomach? No, I probably would have thought the guy's brains addled with steroids rather than beer.
Anyway, back to your apology. You pointed out my hypocrisy. Sure I'm a hypocrite, we all are(IMO). It's the human condition. *guilty as charged*
xxoo
- Re: I want to apologize wombat
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- Re: sorry #68716
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This is a reply to # 1,298,889I found it revolting and absurd, to the point of hilarity. Who would do such a thing ?? LOOOOLLLOOOOOLLLL
- Re: sorry wombat
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This is a reply to # 1,299,185so glad that you probably won't be found at your local tattoo parlor soon:)
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- I want to apologize High on Water
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- Penis Potatoes and Kitty Bellies. Miss Helfinger
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This is a reply to # 1,298,709It's the full moon and I'm almost done parasite cleansing. I don't have enough brain too add properly right now but enough to sit here and zap while reading. I opened this thread and laughed the whole way through it. Thank you.
And from an extremely liberal woman's point of view: it's not the tattoo that's disgusting. It's him. We know him. We stand in line with him behind us at the gas station. You can feel him breathing over your shoulder. He drinks cheap beer, doesn't know what good tobacco is, hasn't gotten laid since 1982 and wouldn't know a good Billy Squire track if it popped him up side the head - however - he knows all the words to '99 bottles of beer on the wall.'
Hell, I'll bet he doesn't even have a cat! But - I'll bet his B-rate porn collection would fetch at least a couple bucks on ebay!
Ok V - you didn't know how to respond to my liver video, you didn't even respond to my halloween mammogram machine - quite honestly - I've felt you don't quite care for my flavor of ridiculousness and now I feel ignored. Then - you post this!? How dare you not respond to my ridiculousness? :)
Yes - I laughed out loud. But then, I laughed out loud at the link to the hermaphroditic thing a few weeks back. Thanks for making me laugh out loud while finishing this cleanse - you guys rock. Especially you, Wommie.
PS - what this guy needs, really, is a proper parasite cleanse. Ick!- Re: Penis Potatoes and Kitty Bellies... High on Water
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This is a reply to # 1,299,004Hey! I'm married to that guy and I want SYMPATHY darn it, and I want it NOW!!!
lololol
Mine fell again
again
and he just ate a big can of chile, with cheeze, cuz he didn't want the chicken and salad I made
sigh- Official Empathy for HOW. Miss Helfinger
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This is a reply to # 1,299,175Dearest Hiawawa - I've got a Buddha, too. He's built like a Kapha body type with a cute little belly. I'll tell ya - he's watched me cleanse quite a bit over the last many years and diligently does the parasite cleansing with me (common sense says your lover has to do it) and because he's a boy (no offense to the penis holders out there) he has TO SEE IT to BELIEVE IT. Give him a good 'bowel blend', make it easy on him, let him excrete some sci-fi stuff, lose a lot of bloat and he will want to continue. That's when vanity kicks in. Hey - whatever gets the cart going.
Today he saw it. IT. Whatever IT was and all the flukes as well - they point to why his momma had auto-immune issues, why your liver becomes clogged and why his body type stores even more weight than perhaps it should even though he works his butt off. Ahhh - a picture is worth a 1000 words... he had to see it! He's even doing his own research the last few days.
He's said to be twice the last few days, 'well, I was reading on curezone and...' God - he could have been the Peanuts teacher in the next room after that I could hardly concentrate on what he was saying. The prefix was enough to stun me for the evening. He's no dummy - but he's stubborn as the day is long. I think I've got him now! Muaaahhahahhahahhahahah- Re: Official Empathy for HOW. High on Water
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This is a reply to # 1,299,211OH yeah, I saw this.
I can't even get hubby to take the LBB herbal pills I take. "I already get diarrhea ALL the time, I don't NEED to take those!"
I tell him, don't you know diarrhea is the ultimate form of constipation?
he thinks I'm nuts
healthier
but nuts
- Re: Official Empathy for HOW. High on Water
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- Official Empathy for HOW. Miss Helfinger
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- Re: Penis Potatoes and Kitty Bellies... High on Water
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This is a reply to # 1,298,589
My boyfriend used to call me and the cat his two pussies, and didn't get why that would be annoying till I asked him how my two pricks were doing. Then he got it.
- Re: Well, I thought it was funny. wombat
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- Re: Well, I thought it was funny. #68716
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- Re: Well, I thought it was funny. wombat
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This is a reply to # 1,299,149love you too:)
And everyone EXCEPT for the tattooed man. HE ees a PEEG!
bye:)- Re: Well, I thought it was funny. #68716
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This is a reply to # 1,299,153Hard to say, she could turn out to be one of the nicest people you've ever met.
I'm not prejudicial based on the appearance of people's skin, even cat tatoos on crazy women's bellies.
What really matters is what's on the inside.
I once knew a guy who had the ugliest tattoos I've ever seen, but he was helpful and knowledgeable and treated me kindly, always, which is more than I can say for some of the people I've known, who have no tattooos at all.
So, I judge not a person by their tattooos, rather, their behavior.-
Re: here kitty kitty kitty Zoebess
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This is a reply to # 1,299,541Just seeing the tattoo for the first time.
I am not embarrassed to say I laughed great
big. I do think it is a guy though from the
hair patterns on the belly, going up toward
the chest. Albeit, a guy with perhaps a tad
touch of "pussy envy".
I bet he can make it wiggle and he also
gets more than his share of 15 minute
increments of fame at a party. Probably has
had more than his share of men and women also
touch his belly-button. Ruh-roh~!
Inside....perhaps he feels the kind of desire
this fire-fighter felt which made him feel
pretty dressing up~~
-_-
'U`
- Re: here kitty kitty kitty #68716
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This is a reply to # 1,299,625:))
"Find me an obviously intelligent man, a man free from sentimentality and illusion, a man hard to deceive, a man of the first class, and I'll show you a man with a wide streak of woman in him. Bonaparte had it; Goethe had it; Schopenhauer had it; Bismarck and Lincoln had it; in Shakespeare, if the Freudians are to be believed, it amounted to downright homosexuality. The essential traits and qualities of the male, the hallmarks of the unpolluted masculine, are at the same time the hallmarks of the Schafskopf. The caveman is all muscles and mush. Without a woman to rule him and think for him, he is a truly lamentable spectacle: a baby with whiskers, a rabbit with the frame of an aurochs, a feeble and preposterous caricature of God."
http://www.ibiblio.org/eldritch/hlm/defense.htm
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- Denise and Wombat should have their ... Miss Helfinger
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This is a reply to # 1,299,149Jesus, Denise - I've laughed out loud at MOST of your postings - but this one had me rolling. I'm sure you're very much in demand where you live - but I wish you posted more. You have a rockin, very sardonic sense of humor and I love it! Plus - you antagonize Wombat and she takes it. It's like Lavern & Shirley, but smarter. :)
Oh - and speaking of antagonism... did you guys even catch this months ago? Trapper got me good. I was asking for direction on what could be still causing the chronic vaginal pain thing and he replied, 'with a name like Helfinger - is there any question?'
I bout fell off the couch!
- Re: Denise and Wombat should have th... High on Water
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This is a reply to # 1,299,215I hear ya...
I can't wait til I detox even more mercury, though...when it doesn't take me so much time to see stuff like that.
I can remember one time Trapper saying something to me on these boards and I got SO DARN MAD at him! OOH!
Then, like two days later I realized what he actually meant and I started laughing my _ss off. The bad part is that I was alone, in Walmart, pushing my cart. Yep, people looked at me like I was nuts. lol - Re: Denise............ wombat
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This is a reply to # 1,299,215"Denise", as she calls herself these days, is an evil genius. She's also been stalking me for quite some time now. Why? My cyber-allure? My wit? My oh-so- intimidating, although girl-next door beauty?
I will never know. All that I know is that I, Queen of wombacious-ness, must throw her a bone now and then. Allow her to "win". Allow her to out-wit, out-talk, and out-cute moi.
Otherwise she gets cranky.
I've suggested several healing protocols, formulated especially for her particular problems/psychoses. I have helped this particular wench sooooooooo much!!
Does she appreciate? mais nooooooo. She just wants more, more, more.
So. I continue to coddle. Is she improving? Sven says no. Sven is a mere shell of the robust nordic God he once was.
I liken her to a temperamental, inbred racehorse. A thing of beauty and awe. Lay your $ on her now(send me a percentage, D:).
lol......... - Hel-finggguhhhh... #68716
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This is a reply to # 1,300,016Hey, I have no idea if you and Wombat are on good terms or not because I haven't followed your gal's 'history", and I have only seen two of your posts, but they are funny as hell hehe. And I say that with no offense to Wombat, if you two really don't get along. Sometimes (a lot of times) you have to say 'what the f*ck' when you are posting here on curezone, if only to break up the tedious monotony.
- Re: Hel-finggguhhhh... Miss Helfinger
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This is a reply to # 1,300,01610 extra points for Shirley Bassey. What a voice! I always loved Miss Helfinger when I was a kid- she was my favorite part of Chickenman. Such an attitude! I stop short from becoming the 'Maternal Marauder", though.
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- Re: Well, I thought it was funny. wombat
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- Re: Well, I thought it was funny. #68716
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- Re: Well, I thought it was funny. wombat
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This is a reply to # 1,299,137hilarious, but a brat. I'm outta here. A blessedly non-tattooed man is taking me out to dinner:)
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