Jesus, Denise - I've laughed out loud at MOST of your postings - but this one had me rolling. I'm sure you're very much in demand where you live - but I wish you posted more. You have a rockin, very sardonic sense of humor and I love it! Plus - you antagonize Wombat and she takes it. It's like Lavern & Shirley, but smarter. :)
Oh - and speaking of antagonism... did you guys even catch this months ago? Trapper got me good. I was asking for direction on what could be still causing the chronic vaginal pain thing and he replied, 'with a name like Helfinger - is there any question?'