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I used to have to go shopping for this lady.  Her family moved away and she had no one, so she would call my house.  Anyway, it was crazy.  She always ate the same thing.  the only meat she ate, and she ate it all week long, was bacon and hotdogs.  she didn't eat too much for fruit and vegetables.  other than that it was eggs and potatoes, basically, fried in butter.  she drank like a fish, nearly every day, and smoked all day long.  only other thing she drank was instant coffee and distilled water.  she was 83 at the time and got around well. she didn't go outside, though, and she never bathed (i know this because months later, the same bug was in the bathtub in the same position).  she rarely got dressed.  she had a 52 year old boyfriend who drank like a fish, too.  they would get drunk and she would play the electric guitar in her apt and the police would come.  she would also get guns out and threaten to shoot her boyfriend.  the cops came.  everyone called her aunt grace.  she lived to 85 i think.