Boozer

Yesterday I was invited to my little brother's home for barbecue.
I am working on being vegan again so I hesitated, because he was
serving ribs. I broke down and ate three large beef ribs.
Two were charred pretty bad and I'm sure loaded with toxins.
Then when offered a drink, I accepted, which lead to about ten
veyr strong mixed drinks. I was offered a cigarrette and accepted,
which leads to about 6 of them. I awoke stunned that I had engaged
in such a thing. I immediately quartered 4 organic oranges and ate them,
sucking the juice from them as I did. I waited an hour and then juiced
14 organic carrots and 4 organic apples together which I drank as soon as they
came out of the machine. I ate a bowl of organic oatmeal and then took a B-complex
vitamin. I don't know what got into me last night? It was like a split personality.
I'm not ever going over there again. I love my brother, he's my brother, but he hates the world and all the people in it and I love the world and all the people in it. We are such opposites that it's hard for me to believe that we came from the same womb. I just..........I'm speechless............ Tweet