You might have noticed we (Protestants) aren't in the habit of poking fun at Catholic priests (not that some childish and insincere or inexperienced believers never do, it's possible), but it doesn't really have anything to do with what God has to offer to the sincere (the real issue at hand). Why do you have a need to belittle and ridicule Christianity? My guess is that you have a need to redeem your conscience, or is it that you're ego is offended because Christians are courageous enough to face truth? Tell us how it is that all the "GOOD" people ignore the Catholic abuse of children and jump on the bandwagon against Michael Jackson. I guess the mob mentality is safer and hypocrisy unites all of those who have a need to CALL themselves GOOD. Fair play demands that you not DISCRIMINATE, so belittle the Catholics also and the hypocrites, and all those who have the mob mentality and everyone else in the world who does anything wrong, and all those who violate dress codes, etiquette codes and have bad table manners, etc.
BAD NEWS: John Cullison might be in one of those categories, so you might want to quit while you're ahead.