Your ability to misquote, miss the point, and mis-interpret other peoples ideas is deft and impressive (though I'm sure it works better when there's not a written record). Still the debate would be more interesting by a long shot if you were coming forth with interesting ideas of your own rather than just misdirection ploys.
Nice debate parlor tricks, but believe it or not some people are interested in real ideas - and dare I say it, solutions to actual problems in the world. I know it sounds crazy.