Morbid Brainstorm

Hey, you guys. I have little money and want to go to college in the spring semester. Don’t want to take a grant, and am thinking of ways to make extra money.

I am on juice fast and parasites cleanse. It got me to thinking…

What if I managed to get a really big, intact Tapeworm out of this? Like 4 foot long or more? Maybe I should put it in an alcohol jar and take it to flea markets. Or even run an ad in the paper. I might even take it down to the local p 0 r n shop and put a sign on it, like “highest bid by xx-xx-xxxx takes it”. There might be quite a few…eccentric…individuals out there that would pay good money for such a novelty.

If I get a tapeworm, I know that it's going to scare me out of my wits, any way. Why not reap a little extra benefit for my pain and suffering?

Anyway, just some thoughts.

What are yours?


Love, peace, and happiness.

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