IBS For dummies? (rolling eyes)

I can about imagine how that book will be. Anyone that even uses the term "IBS" is a dummy in my book. Its just a garbage diagnoses and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong. I haven't read this book, or even heard of it, but all i ask is if you read it take it with a grain of salt for sure. Imo its probabley anything but truthful.

In fact the "medical" (i use that term loosely) doctors i all went to should have written a book. They could of called it IBS written by Dumbasses! Lets see some of the Chapters they could have put in there are:

1- 50% of the population have IBS

2- IBS goes away when people get told its not Cancer or anything serious. So they quit worrying and it just goes away!

3- I cant eat corn so i have it so whats the big deal!

4- Adopt a pet it will go away

5- Eat more fiber

6- Exercise

7- Everyone has too much gas some people just worry about it too much. The they could put in the article in the book calling Gas farts, Squeakers, etc!

8- Everyone burps you just cant tell cause when they do they burp under there breathe. When i eat a big meal like at Thanksgiving, i burp! See i just burped and you couldnt even tell!

9-The mind is a powerful thing!

10- Breathe in deeply and let it out threw your chest!

11- It all has to do with trigger foods! Well i only eat 3 things and it still bothers. Well than its depression. Yes Depression it must be that!

12- Everyone uses the Bathroom

13- Pain in the Stomach? Everyone has pain in the stomach!

14- Pain it must be a pulled muscle. Are you sure you didnt pull a muscle?

15- Goto a Physchiatrist

16- In 1600 BC 2 guys were sitting and a Lion jumped at them. Well one guy got eaten and one got away. Thats why you worry so much cause the evolution of the guy who got away!

17- Hypnosis!

18- Antidepressants! They don't work? Just take more and more and more!

19- The Large Intestine is like a tube of toothpaste. You have to keep it full. If you squeeze the tube of toothpaste in the middle it wont work either!

20- Some people dont like using the Bathroom unless its at home!

21-Stress, Stress, Stress! When i am stressed my stomach hurts to!

22-Stomach gurgling is a sign that your stomach is working!

23-When you die your intestines will look just like everyone else's!

24- And the Final chapter could be: Get out of our office you Joke! We dont know whats wrong, nor do we care, or even want to try and care! We have more patients to see, money to make, and antidepressants to prescribe! Besides we have pretty much taken all your self worth and self esteem so have a good day!

Get my point? Point being that everything i have ever read about "IBS" has been BS. Please dont read something and take it as gospel. Trust me i have heard it all and it doesnt do any good for a person who is suffering to have someone tell them something they read that isnt even true. It doesnt do anything but make the person suffering feel even worse. Trust me i have unfortunately been there.