Saprophytic infection? Saprophytic Worms/fungus?

So I've been noticing some unusual anomalies lately. Whatever this parasite this is likes certain organic material. I'm not certain yet what it is using these things for whether its consuming them or moving through them but it definitely is interacting with certain things in a very strange way.
Firstly, I noticed a while ago that my hair will stick to my face but not just stick to my face, it almost seems to be either trying to penetrate the skin or something in the skin is trying to pull it in. After a while I noticed that the lesions on my upper arms line up with the strange breakage in the strands. The strand breaks about an inch from the end and sometimes falls off or just becomes damaged in that spot. I find these inch long hairs everywhere.
Also, I've had hairs stuck under my gums that I literally have to yank out with tweezers. Again, I can't figure out if its using it to transport itself or if something in my mouth is trying to consume the hair.
I find hairs weaving themselves into towels and other clothing. It's not just like through it once. It's as if it has sewn/ stitched itself into the fabric.
If that wasnt strange enough, I have a feather down jacket that when I wear, the feathers begin to weave themselves into my shirt. In then out then back in and sometimes even back out again! Now I'm noticing other organic material doing the same thing to other fabrics even grass clippings!
This could not happen by chance. Has anyone else experienced this? Does anyone have any idea what could he causing this? Tweet